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This cotton tee carries a blunt, farmhouse-ready message with a worn-in, rustic print that reads like a roadside sign. It sits comfortably on the shoulders and hangs with a relaxed classic fit, so it feels like a favorite shirt from the first wear. The graphic’s distressed edges and earthy tones give it a lived-in, barnyard charm — the kind of shirt you pull on for a long day outdoors, a weekend at the farmer’s market, or an evening swapping tall tales around a campfire. It speaks to people who appreciate blunt humor and honest expression, fitting right into casual gatherings, backyard barbecues, or laid-back country chores. With soft, breathable cotton and a no-itch tear-away label, this tee keeps the focus on comfort while the print does the talking.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline for effortless, everyday wear
- Seam-free tubular knit body and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced waste
- Dual-printing for crisp front and sleeve graphics plus a tear-away inner label for comfort
- Certified and ethically produced: Oeko-Tex, US Cotton Trust Protocol, made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Cow Shit Shirt – Funny Rude Graphic Tee ("Sometimes I Just Wanna Throw Cow Shit")
$22.99
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline for effortless, everyday wear
- Seam-free tubular knit body and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced waste
- Dual-printing for crisp front and sleeve graphics plus a tear-away inner label for comfort
- Certified and ethically produced: Oeko-Tex, US Cotton Trust Protocol, made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat